(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God
(via cupcakedrawings)
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God
(via cupcakedrawings)
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
(via her0inchic)
Velma: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t see without my glasses!”
Johnny: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t be seen without my glasses!”
(Source: relaxgina)
If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?
i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west
I have been waiting for this gif set forever.
(Source: agenderjolras, via adieu-mon-cher)
I realized I have art history exam tomorrow and didn’t study…
better go masturbate!
Omnivorism, rebloggable by request.
NB, someone pointed out that megadosing on vitamin C can cause stomach problems.
Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture.
Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me.
GUYS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME!
ROUND OF A FUCKING APPLAUSE! I HOPE HIS MOM GOT THIS.
he’s a piece of shit.
look how he begging for her to not expose him. EXPOSE ALL RAPISTS ABUSERS HARASSERS AND BULLIES WHEN YOU CAN SAFELY DO SO. this motherfucker didn’t want his mom to see his behavior. why? why not? he thought she’d like it right. so why the fuck you don’t want your moms to see it? this is how they are.
(via hipstriphooray)
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
Pls?
*whispers do it*
I always get the funniest fucking things when I reblog this, its gr8.
Tell me how you will do my cloaca.
OR IF YOU WERE A REAL G YOU’D DO IT UN-ANONYMOUSLY.